100-word Election Speeches

Continuing with the Advani and Modi theme, here is a proposed 100-word speech for Advani written by Ramesh Srivats on his Let's put Da blog -

Advani – Namaste. I urge you to vote for the BJP so that we can create history ..er..literally. We will go back to the glory of the Vedas. During the polls, we propose to use the Rig-Veda. And after the polls, we promise to distribute idli-veda. All parliamentary proceedings will start with prayer. In fact, we will rename the parliament Shlok Sabha. Give us a chance. All of us are not communal. Our own party is split into extremists and Modirates. So, vote for us. Please lotus rule this time and I promise you Ram Rajya.

If you enjoy word-play, check out his 3-part speech series which includes Sonia Gandhi, Laloo, Raj and others. Very funny!