Book your flight

For all those planning to come visit us this summer (I hope at least some of you follow through), here are useful tips from Frugal Traveler on booking flights.

Start with Kayak.com or Vayama.com, which specializes in international flights. ALWAYS book directly through the airline.

If you are worried that the fare will go down (as it seems to happen more often nowadays), check Farecast.com or Yapta.com.

To find the best seat in the plane, try Seatexpert.com

So, now that you have all the tools, I expect phone calls about arrival dates.

Bookstores - love 'em!

London has an amazing number of bookstores. Unlike the mega chains like Borders and Barnes & Noble that dominate the US, bookstores here are mostly specialized.

My favorites are two travel bookstores - Daunt and Stanfords. Apart from the usual collection of travel guides and maps, they carry a range of fiction and non-fiction literature organized by country. Truly ingenious, if you ask me.

Both stores have excellent websites - definitely worth exploring if you are ever looking for region-specific literature.

My main problem right now is that because of space constraints in our bookshelf, we have made a pact - we won't buy a new book until we have finished and donated one of our current books. I have a feeling this is going to be difficult to abide by, let's see.

Battle of Democray by PRG

I wasn't aware of Shiv Sena and their protests against SRK's My Name is Khan until I read this by PRG.

Ladies and Gentleman, LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUMMMMBLLLLLEEEE. Introducing, in the orange corner, weighing 1600 fanatics and people with no Kaam Dhanda, we have the lunaticcccccc Shiv Senaaaaaaaaaa. In the blue corner, weighing the burden of protecting its citizens and the spirit of democracy, we have the Government of Maharasssssshhtttrraaaaaa.

Welcome to the Battle of Democracy. In this weekend's fight we have two tough opponents. Both capable of winning this battle with the edge going to Shiv Sena because they are above the law in many respects. But don't count out the Maharashtra Gov completely. After taking a back seat all these days the CM has stepped up and he guaranteed the smooth release of MNIK, the centre point for this glorious waste of time.

Check out the full post here - it is hilarious.

Musings from a confused Ipad

It's a cool looking device with an identity crisis like a lot of ABCDs (Apple Built Confused Devices). This is what its thinking:

• 'Am I iphone's big brother?' - no, sorry you are not a phone.
• 'Am I a macbook's younger brother?' - no, sorry - you don't have basic multi-tasking capabilities (well you do but your father Steve decided to hide that from you). So no listening to Pandora while surfing the web or chatting with friends. Cant really be a computer with single tasking capabilities.
• 'Am I going to become the surfing device of choice?' - no, you don't support flash which is used in some way by almost all websites.
• 'Am I going to replace the Kindle for serious reading?' - no, your battery life and color screen will make it impossible to read entire books; plus you are too big to be truly portable.
• 'Can I at least be used a photo viewer?' - sure but only as long as you don't try to transfer pictures directly from your camera's sd/micro sd card as you don't have a sd card slot. Of course, you can spend the extra money to get an accessory to give you a capability that was there in my $150 Nokia from 4 years ago.
• 'I can definitely replace iphone/bberry for emails' - This is a great way to sell more ipads. Encourage people to type emails while on the go on a device as big as this, and you will surely have people dropping it and then running to replace it. I will use my computer to send emails when I am home or the email is long. Or I will use my phone to send emails when I am on the go or the email is short.
• 'Can I become the management centre for people's digital files - cant. no usb/flash slots.
• 'Can I be a tablet pc for business users?' - you are losing it man - for any business user to take you seriously you need a way to input handwriting and the abilitiy to transfer files through usb ports (non-existent)
• 'Netbook killer then?' - seriously? my $300 netbook can multi task, has usb/sd slots, weighs about as much as you do but has the same battery life.
• 'I do have a cool map app' - well yeah, but do you see yourself being used in a car to find your way home. or do you see yourself being carried in my pocket when I am on my way to a party but dont know my way to the club from the subway station. or to be at hand when I want to find the nearest thai restaurant.

SO WHAT CAN I DO?

Well, you are to be used by iphone lovers who love their apps enough to want to use the same on a bigger screen. But not on the go as you are too big. You are also to be used as a browsing device by undemanding surfers who are happy to do one thing and one thing only while they surf. May be fun to read the daily NYT but at my speed, I may run out of batteries before getting to the obituary section. But most of all, you will be used as a show-off tool. No different than the the latest pair of limited release Nike kicks signed by the most popular athlete of the day. Its a dirty job. But someone has to do it.

From V.

If I didn't have you

Hat-tip to HoopyFrood for pointing me to Tim Minchin. Here is a song about the statistical probability of finding someone to love. Hilarious! Should provide inspiration to all you single players.

Fooding

Much of our time in London has been spent exploring food choices. I have tried a range of grocery stores and must say that, on the whole, the quality of groceries is impressive. I'm not just talking about high-end stores like Waitrose, even regular grocery chains and neighborhood stores carry great products.

The other day I used juicy, vine tomatoes in my pasta sauce, and they made all the difference. Today at a farmer's market across our flat, I found four varieties of potatoes that I had never seen before.

If I were keeping score between New York and London - 1 point to London.

Week One

It's been one week since we arrived in London - so far so good. I must admit, it has been hard to escape the tourist mindset resulting in us doing things that we would normally do on a holiday. The fact that we are here to stay (for the next three years) hasn't sunk in as yet. Perhaps it will when we move into a permanent residence.

London welcomed us with the worst weather it had experienced in 30 odd years. It has snowed everyday, and while it is still warmer than New York, it is definitely not what we were hoping for. Couple the weather with our Newark airport debacle and maybe these are signs trying to tell us something...

I'm optimistic though. People tell us that this is the coldest it gets. If that's true, it's not bad at all.


Disclaimer: For the next couple of months or so, this blog is mostly going to focus on our settling-in escapades in London. I hope that you find them interesting.

Goodbye

Like most people I don't like goodbyes, especially drawn-out ones. Luckily our US goodbyes were relatively painless as we had enough time to say farewell to everyone we wanted to. And I'm reading Stephen Colbert's I am America (and So Can You!) to help me get through this transition. Like everything Colbert, it's hilarious!

The only painful part of our departure was the six hour delay at Newark airport because of a security breach. Apparently some bloke intentionally or unintentionally entered a secure zone without an ID check. Since they couldn't find him they had to rescreen everyone at the airport. We had to deplane, go out of the terminal, and then go through the security check along with thousands of other passengers. The entire process took about four hours, resulting in our flight being delayed by six hours.

It could have been much worse. At first we were sure that our flight would be canceled. Instead, once rescreening began, things proceeded relatively quickly. While thousands of passengers were packed in a small area, most waited patiently, and Continental called in reinforcements to get stranded passengers onto alternate flights. Of course the fact that authorities felt like they had to respond to the breach in this way is another matter altogether. To me the episode highlighted what I most liked and disliked about living in the US.

No ice cream for you and me

Did anyone see this poster at the new Haagen Dazs outlet in Delhi? Only "international passport holders" are allowed.

The image that immediately flashed before me was the scene from Mard where Amitabh takes down the bald British guy in the hotel pool for not allowing Indians and dogs. Of course, that movie was set in the early days of the East India Company.

At first I thought this adverisement was a hoax, but apparently it's genuine. What were they thinking?

Speaking properly

I'm going to have to make lingual adjustments to prepare for our UK move such as using fewer "Zs" (specialise instead of specialize), more "Us" (colour instead of color), and day before month in dates. If I can only undo everything I've picked up in the last twelve years, I will be fine.

I've already learnt new phrases as I surf UK websites and forums. My favorite so far - "bum bags" for "fanny packs".

Do others come to mind? After all, I want to speak properly.

Tiger Zoo

I can't remember for sure but I think the debate on prostitution (see post) followed a Tiger Woods conversation. As the Sports Guy notes in this hilarious column, the Tiger Woods (or Tiger Zoo) story is going to dominate holiday parties this season.

You will attend a holiday party this weekend. You will start talking about Tiger with one or two other people. A few others will drift over saying, "Are you talking about Tiger?" Within a few minutes, the circle will be eight-deep. Conspiracy theories will be flying as Elvis' "Blue Christmas" plays in the background. Somebody's girlfriend or wife will say, "If that ever happened with [my man], I'd go after him with a golf club." Everyone will laugh. Eventually, you will start talking about Obama or the Saints or something. And then an hour later? The same conversation will happen in another part of the room.

I had my fill last night, and hope not to have anymore.

Here are some fun quotes from Facebook -
Tiger woods has changed his name to cheetah woods (get it, cheetah = cheater)
He really needs to sprint from this one!
He has hit a birdy too many!
The only person who can beat Tiger with a golf club is his wife.
Tiger is now officially the greatest swinger in golf.
Might have been worse.. Tiger could have lost his putter.

What about Kamathipura?

The Indian Supreme court raises question about legalizing prostitution. Last night, we had an animated debate on this topic with the men in the group arguing for legalization and the women against it. Seems like an obvious alignment of views, but, interestingly, neither side was arguing on moral grounds, but rather on the practical implications of such a law.

My main issue is with the reasons given for legalization. Judges say that if you legalize prostitution "you can then monitor the trade, rehabilitate and provide medical aid to those involved."

Why isn't the rehabilitation and medical provision happening right now? When providing treatment do clinics ask how you contracted a disease and then deny treatment depending on the reason?

Given how policies are implemented in India, I don't see any clear benefits of legalization. Do you agree or disagree?

The Year in Ideas

Check out the Annual Year in Ideas - a collection of the most clever, important, silly and just plain weird innovations from all corners of the thinking world.

Some favorites -

Weapons of Mosquito Destruction - a futuristic laser-shield to protect against mosquito and other flying pests. Available soon for $10 at a store near you...

The Cul-de-Sac Ban - a new Virginia rule requires all new development to have a certain level of connectivity to other streets, which the city hopes will make it easier to service neighborhoods and prevent wasteful real estate development. Should make all urban planners happy.

Living Stories

Another good idea from Google labs, this time in collaboration with NYT and the Washington Post.

Living Stories - Complete coverage of an on-going story is gathered together and prioritized on one URL. You can now quickly navigate between news articles, opinion pieces and features without long waits for pages to load.

I've found it to be a useful way to follow the Copenhagen Conference, see Politics of Global Warming

Dreams from my Father

I just finished Obama's first book, Dreams from my Father. I didn't really enjoy it.

The book is supposed to be a "story of race and inheritance", so I expected race to be a central topic, but his use of race as the singular lens through which he evaluates all his interactions was surprising and disappointing.

It's true that he wrote the book when he was thirty-three, and it was written for a specific publishing purpose. So, I'm going to read Audacity of Hope next to see how and why his views evolve.

I welcome comments on whether you agree/disagree with my assessment. It's possible that I simply did not get it.