You will attend a holiday party this weekend. You will start talking about Tiger with one or two other people. A few others will drift over saying, "Are you talking about Tiger?" Within a few minutes, the circle will be eight-deep. Conspiracy theories will be flying as Elvis' "Blue Christmas" plays in the background. Somebody's girlfriend or wife will say, "If that ever happened with [my man], I'd go after him with a golf club." Everyone will laugh. Eventually, you will start talking about Obama or the Saints or something. And then an hour later? The same conversation will happen in another part of the room.
I had my fill last night, and hope not to have anymore.
Here are some fun quotes from Facebook -
Tiger woods has changed his name to cheetah woods (get it, cheetah = cheater)
He really needs to sprint from this one!
He has hit a birdy too many!
The only person who can beat Tiger with a golf club is his wife.
Tiger is now officially the greatest swinger in golf.
Might have been worse.. Tiger could have lost his putter.
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